Category Archives: Random Rant

ToyStoreRant: Mommy I’m Scared

by American Girl

And you wonder why toy sales are declining.  If I had kids, I’d make sure to keep them far away from here.

There’s the feeling that someone is watching you.

The piles of dead bodies.

And your loved ones turning into people you no longer recognize.

MissionaryRant: What Are You Doing on Campus?!

by American Girl

I love God and all but here’s a note to all church groups: Recruiting perverted looking men to lurk around school campus corners while handing out suspicious looking pamphlets to college girls is not a good marketing technique.   Especially when the pamphlets look like this: